"Now," said the teacher, "which of you can name five things that contain milk?" "I can," shouted a freckle-faced youngster: "Butter, cheese, ice cream and two cows." That's just one of the ...

Editors note: This week’s Screech is a classic from 2011. Enjoy! I’m madder than a chicken who looked both ways and then got hit by a bicyclist as he crossed the road over the fact that all those ...

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Unless you're a fan of unintentional comedy, Bill Belichick press conferences have not exactly doubled as nights at the Apollo over the years. This week, Tom frickin' Brady week, would surely be no ...

[Romney] got a fine hand from the lunch crowd Friday at the JW Marriott hotel with a not-all-that-old joke. The lunch, to thank 150 or so mega-donors and including with various members of Congress and ...

In an earlier and more innocent time, when most TV markets had but three or four stations, a major part of the viewing day was filled with movies. While the stations would present the selections as ...