A New Orleans Catholic midget is in trouble with the parish today after going completely rogue during Sunday service. Witnesses say he climbed up on the edge of the church’s holy water font, looked around like a man preparing for the Olympics, and then jumped in tippy-toe first. As he splashed down, he threw his hands in the air and shouted, “Cleanse me, Father — for I can’t swim!” The congregation gasped. The priest dropped his hymnal. A choir member fainted softly into a pew. Meanwhile, the dw